The Birds in My Beard

fat-birds:

Kung Fu Rooster and Black Cat.

fat-birds:

Rocking Owl.

fat-birds:

Interrupting your 4th of July celebration to remind you that fancy pigeons exist. (x)

headlikeanorange:

A male Six-plumed Bird-of-Paradise tidies up his display area and tries to attract a female. (Planet Earth - BBC)

I have attempted this.

It was not successful.